The Apartment That Never Was 9I overheard Demy's announcement that he planned to go to Alaska on a unicorn tomorrow. I consulted Zexion over this and we both agreed that most of the water in Alaska is frozen. So it would be an ideal place to send Vexen for a vacation. Getting him there would be the thing, though. It was hard to tell how mad Zexion still is about the state of the library due to his sunburn. But I'm going to rank it somewhere around an 11.Marly's hair was once again compared a certain sugary substance found at carnivals. And no, Marly, for the record, no one will find that your hair looks good enough to eat.I pulled Demy aside to ask him about this trip he was planning. Turns out that offering me a unicorn as an incentive doesn't make me want to go to Alaska any more than I did five minutes ago. And if its horn suddenly went "missing," it would be called a horse formerly known as a unicorn-according to Demy.
The Apartment that Never Was 3Just another day at the apartment. Flamesilocks' birthday was interesting to attend. There was fire, so I assume he had to be happy. Demy was playing with water and mentioned puppies, which inevitably led to the conversation on getting pets again. Vexen considered making a Dalmatian cerberus and Marly wanted his plants to "save" them. Axel didn't need a pet because he's got something better.I overheard that Marly and Demy are planning a prank war. We'll just see how far that goes.Vexen did mention to me something about experimenting on Demy and the possibility of kids. Demy wasn't pleased. As if we have space for more members without any free seats. I promised that I wouldn't take liberty with target practice to speed things along.